Valentine’s Day is coming and ladies will pretend to be nice.

If you suddenly start to notice these signs as a guy, please say no, the devil is a liar.

1. When she calls you on phone to just say ‘Hi’

2. When she texts first

3. Quick replies to your text messages

4. She no longer blue-ticks you

5. She gives full answers and not just typing ‘k’ and ‘gm’

6. When she starts saying darling, cutie, dear, love unnecessarily

7. Laughing at your not-very-funny jokes

8. Uses your picture as a dp with a tricky status

9. Gives you too much attention

10. Asking about your Valentine’s Day